Adams Media, by Joann Kimes
- Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow
- Pass up tickets to the game since you’d “rather” register for the baby shower
- Haven’t had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it’s July)
It may not make you sound like the future father of the year, but there’s one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you.